INTERVIEW WITH MADAME ILONA
... Madam Ilona was comfortably seated on one of the slaves, as She used the other as a table for Her glass of favorite champagne, as she casually played with Her whip. She waited to hear my intrusive questions. I was nervous and forgot some of my prepared questions, so I decided just to get down to business:
- Radium - "Madam Ilona, when I look at the bodies of Your slaves, it seems to me, that you don't seem to hold back on using training devices whatsoever. Can You tell the readers how these two earned such purple asses?"
Madam Ilona - "It's not that hard to figure out. Both of them are foreigners who haven't learned certain commands by heart. I give them commands in Czech and therefore I have to constantly jar their memory with a cane or whip. In just a few days they'll be able to recite the commands in Czech themselves. But hard work still awaits us."
- Radium - "In regards to that, please if I may, what must a slave do so that You would be truly satisfied with him?"
M. Ilona - "Let's get one thing straight right from the start - I cannot every be fully satisfied with a slave simply for the reason that it is merely a man. He could never be perfect, but there exist certain very diligent ones which approach perfection. But it's never quite right.
A slave should never bother Me with stupid questions, cannot make excuses,
and cannot question or doubt My orders. Everything has its internal logic
and only I decide what a male creature can help Me with and what he can't.
On the other hand it isn't all bad when a slave ruins something and I have the
mind to do him in for his offences.
When stating this, Madam Ilona took Her glass of champagne and with an impish smile, she poured its content on the hot tiles of the pool. The spike of Her high heel found the slave who was functioning as a slave, and with one convincing crack of Her whip, She forced him to lick up the spilled champagne from the floor. She then turned back towards me and gaily began where She had left off.
"I would also be happy if slaves were at least a little interested in their physical condition. The regime in the OWK is hard, and many of the slaves have serious problems with conditioning, like for example during morning warm-up exercises, during training in the riding school, etc. Still others have a hard time handling the cold or dampness when confined in the underground prison. In short, I have a feeling that these boys are getting softer and softer."
- Radium - "What do you dislike about male creatures the most?"
Madam Ilona - "These miscreants have quite a number of flaws, for which we can beat and conform them to make them a little more useful in this world. I have decided to devote My present life to the training of male creatures. What bothers me the most about male creatures is their blindness caused by their own egos and their vanity, which turns some of them into unfeeling machines used for killing. These creatures are careless destroyers and devastators of our planet. That is the global view. In everyday life, there feeling limitations bother me - their lack of ability to anticipate the correct mood and needs of a Woman. I hate their inability to be in the right place at the right time. All of this must be beaten out of them."
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