We need slaves for the posts of human furniture !
It is all about the terms during the Anniversary Celebrations (31st of May - 3rd of June) and a week long vacation in August 2007.
During these events there are a lot of dominant Ladies it the OWK and ordinary furniture is simply not enough.
That's why we are looking for slaves in good health condition, whose task will be to serve as human chairs, tables, candle-sticks, coat-racks, mats.
The human furniture will fulfill mostly the function of human chairs for Ladies in the pub, night club, in the Queen's Palace and as outside benches at the courtyard and in the park.
The human furniture must be able to serve as a human chair on all four even for several hours permanently.
Other requests for the human furniture:
The human furniture should also count with a beating and kicking from any Lady, if it is uncomfortable or if moving too much.
The human furniture will be stored in the stables for slaves.
The value of your gift is 150 EUR for every new day of using.
Applicants for the post of human furniture can send their humble applications together with list of experiences and a photograph of your body to email@example.com (Madame Gabrielle)